It's awful.

Gall Bladder

styro:

Update:  Yes!  It’s laparoscopy, and so it’s totally outpatient, but he said if I woke up and puked a lot (anesthesia makes me barf) that I could stay in the hospital overnight.  I’m also asking him to please sew my belly button shut, because after the last laparoscopy I had, they ruined my belly button, and it’s been basically a sewage dump ever since.  It always smells, and I’m forever washing it, putting antibiotic ointment and crap in it, it’s basically just a nightmare, so I’m going to ask them to just SEW IT SHUT.   I hope I do not regret this, but I can’t imagine I ever would, because as it stands, it’s this smelly, fetid little gross ass rotten garbage sewage dump.

So, fun times.  Also, Andrea is in the hospital too, her appendix went bad, so I hope she is OK!  I love you Andrea, feel better soon!  Hospital BFFs!

Hi Jerk!! I hope you are feeling ok!! I am home now!