23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

(Source: andrope, via allthalolls)

22 7 / 2014

styro:

erinburr:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

It’s called One Night, because that’s all the time you have left.
But you will stop coughing.

As someone who is deeply familiar with purple drank, I would become BFFs with this buddy here.

styro:

erinburr:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

It’s called One Night, because that’s all the time you have left.

But you will stop coughing.

As someone who is deeply familiar with purple drank, I would become BFFs with this buddy here.

19 7 / 2014

faboomama:

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

Only with 98% of everyone I meet.

haha Phil recently asked me how to stop being friends with someone. People are awful.

(Source: shewillbelubed)

18 7 / 2014

Work theoretically started on the house today, exciting!

Meanwhile, the first agent still hasn’t gotten us an estimate.

hahahah ahaha HAHAS HASJDHhaha

And it’s supposed to go up on the market before the end of the month

Super exciting even though it means we most likely won’t move until after the fall semester starts which I really wanted to avoid.

I am pretty happy to have progress, though!

18 7 / 2014

18 7 / 2014

18 7 / 2014

nezua:

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

That’s not very swaggy of you

Those are my initials.. I feel just like Cinderella right now

(via faboomama)

18 7 / 2014

omg, ppl implied you dated him because he… had a house? assholes

People have implied that I MARRIED him because he had a house.

18 7 / 2014

so one reason I am at this point so eager to get rid of the house (it has taken a lot of back and forth to even commit to selling it but now we are committed)

When we lived in Austin if I ever referred to the house as “our house” (you know, because we both lived there, and were married, but whatever) there were certain “friends”/acquaintances who would ALWAYS correct me and say “Phil’s house” because he bought it before we started dating. And that always made me feel super shitty. And people sometimes implied that it was the reason I dated him or that it made him a “good catch”. 

That is one reason that I am glad we moved to CO because we have cut ties with most of these people over time and now our new set of acquaintances has just always known us as a couple/married people, and our friends here don’t make those kinds of shitty jokes even if they don’t get our whole dynamic they are pretty accepting at least.

It gets pointed out again and again that people don’t consider us equals in our relationship (it’s none of your fucking business but ok) but then they are also asking like, why doesn’t Andrea go down to TX to sell the house, it’s not like she’s doing anything else! like fuck you, you don’t even talk to me so you don’t know what I’m doing, and also I’m not allowed to say “our house” but I am allowed to do all the legwork on this and get to impose myself on friends and stay in Austin for a month or whatever until the house is sold? 

Also before we started contacting other agents I did think about going down, even taking off the fall semester if I had to, but doing so would add another year to my school based on the way the classes stack. 

I am just tired of hearing that I don’t have a job, so I don’t get to have input on where (what city/state) we live, or on what house we get, any major decisions, but I get to spend all of my time and energy doing the research and planning for it. And people who literally have no problem saying this shit to my face and then criticize me for getting upset.